My birthday activities have included two funerals and watching netflix while my parents are at a third funeral.  But we’re going to a mudcats game tonight and my brother comes home tomorrow.  I’m content.

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

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mormondad:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

“WHOSE SCREEN NAME CAN’T BE PRINTED IN A FAMILY NEWSPAPER”

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quixon:

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

She’s white.

The entire world is about her.

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sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

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vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

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brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

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Started drinking, but then got a migraine, so now I can’t take my medicine. Absolutely miserable. And I have a 5 hour drive tomorrow. I don’t know what I’m gonna do because I obviously won’t sleep tonight.

the-absolute-best-photography:

Coulours of the night, By Daroiusz Lakomy.

You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!

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earthandanimals:

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

I want to hug them all.

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reginasmom:

inspiring

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Went from no alcohol and no friends in Asheville to a hotel room full of friends and 48 budweisers.

Shout out to the guys at Motel 6 that bought us beer after we creeped by 6 times.

God bless America.